Yo Momma so Smelly:

the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

she made Right Guard call for backup.

even the dogs won’t smell her.

an old blind geezer walking by asked her ‘yo, how much for the shrimp platter?”

that when she spread her legs, I got seasick…

she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

her poo is glad to escape.

that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

that the only dis I’m gonna give her is Disinfectent…

that when you was being born, the doctor’s and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks…

even sewer rats get outta her way…

that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer…

Yo mama’s underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she didn’t get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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