Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but
nothing seems to work, so the doctor refers him to an American Indian
Medicine man. The medicine man says, “I can cure that” and throws a
white powder into a flame, producing a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, “This is powerful medicine. You can use it only once a
year.
All you have to do is say ‘123′ and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!”
Harry then asks, “What happens when it’s over, and I don’t want to
continue?”
The medicine man replies: “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234′,
and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for
another year!”
Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his
most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her
says, “123.”
He suddenly becomes more aroused than at anytime in his life …Just as
the medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, “What did you say
‘123′ for?”
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn’t end a sentence with a
preposition.

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