While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he
inquired, ‘Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?’ ‘I’m listening
to the music of the tree,’ the other man replied. ‘You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.’
‘No, would you like to give it a try?’ Understandably curious, the man says,
‘Well, OK…’ So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up
against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later
another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark
naked, and asked, ‘What the heck happened to you?’ He told the guy the whole
terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the
other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him
gently behind the ear and said, ‘This just ain’t gonna be your day, cupcake…

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