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IT’S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED
April 23rd, 2008 Miscellaneous Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Sex Jokes

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
their eyes.

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came
back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4″ stilettos and mask.

He said, “You are the woman of my life, I love you”…then we made love
all night long.”

The mistress stated: “Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.”

The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mother’s for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in
his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, “Hey
Batman, what’s for dinner?”


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