A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word

‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went

to my granddad’s farm, and

we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.’ The teacher said, ‘That was

good, but I wanted you to use the word

fascinate, not fascinating’. Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family

went to see Rock City and I was

fascinated.’ The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you

to use the

word, ‘fascinate.’ Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated

because she had been

burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he

could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him. Johnny said, ‘My

Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can

only fasten eight.’ The teacher sat down and cried.

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