Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress
he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as
possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise
it’s total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

“Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Havin’ a Christmas
party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.”

Great,” says Tom, “After six months out here I’m ready to meet some local
folks. Thank you, Lars”

As Lars is leaving, he stops and says, “Gotta’ warn you, be some drinkin.”

“Not a problem,” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink with
the best of ‘em.”

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops again. “More’n’ likely gonna be
some fightin’ too.”

“Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaand more’n likely be some wild sex, too.”

“Now that’s really not a problem,” says Tom, warming to the idea. I’ve been all
alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?”

“Don’t much matter. Just gonna’ be the two of us.”

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