A woman went into a bar in LA and saw a body builder with his feet propped up on a table.
He was wearing the biggest boots she’d ever seen in her life. She asked him if it were true what they say about men with big feet.
The body builder grinned and said, “That’s right, Chiquita. Why don’t you let me prove it to you?”
The woman decided she would finally verify it for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $100.
Surprised, he said, “Well, thanks darling. I’m real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before.”
“Don’t be flattered. Take that money and buy some boots that fit.”

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