A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he promptly eats.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, “Why are you not eating these peanuts yourself?”

“We can’t chew them because we have no teeth”, she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, “Well, why did you buy them?”

The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them.”

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