The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

“Oh Mom! You don’t have to worry about that! I’m dating Susan!”

Rumors are to be believed that Criss Angel and Britney Spears have teamed up together in order to “shock” everyone for her “comeback” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards.

From Us Magazine:

“She’s planning it to be a big comeback performance,” says a Spears insider, who adds that the goal is to make it “shocking.” One early idea that was canned? Performing “My Prerogative” amid a medley of hits, as images of exes Justin Timberlake, 26, and Kevin Federline, 29, and other gossip fodder flashed on a screen behind her. As for a report that she’d do a duet with Timberlake? “Totally, patently false,” says a Timberlake source.

I don’t know, the whole, shaving the head, upskirt pics, nipple slips, swimming around in her underwear shocked us all. How can anything possibly top that?

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