Ok I gotta ask… WHY, WHYYY do waiters wait until you stuff your food inside your mouth for them to come by and ask, “How’s your meal? Is everything ok?” WTF!!

Seriously, they do this EVERYTIME! Do they hide behind a potted plant and watch you eat??! And if so, as soon as you put food inside your mouth, they run up to you and ask, “Can I get you anything else? How’s your food, is it good? Where are you from? You’re daughter is hot, can I date her!” I’m sure A LOT of you agree with me man! So you know what you should do next time??… Try to beat the system!!

Hmmm, now you’re asking yourself, “Exactly HOW do I beat the system?” Tell you what, When you go out to a restaurant, bring a friend. Bring two friends, I don’t care, AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT EATING OUT IN A RESTAURANT BY YOURSELF!! Now, lets take an example of three (3) people eating out in a restaurant. When the waiter/waitress/demon server from hell comes out and brings your meal, make a plan that one person will eat at a time. As soon as one of you swallows the food, then the other person can put food in their mouth, when that person is finished swallowing, the next person can put food in their mouth and so on.. Now the reason for this is, whenever a waiter/waitress decides to come to your table and asks you, “How’s your meal?” one of you will be able to answer them comfortably without having to take a big gulp OR spit food out of your mouth just to answer the damn waiter’s question. One of you be able to answer the question without having your mouth full.

It’s timing, ALL timing my friends! And THAT is how you will beat the system! =)

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