I’m sorry but I don’t get how chicks can wear a short skirt, with f”ck-me boots, to a house party. HELLLLO last time I checked, it didn’t say “Club Titty Bang Bang” outside the house! I understand girls wanna be sexy n’ all, but c’mon, we ain’t in a club. There were kids and old foggies hangin’ around! If I woulda known there would of been a dress code (in which I wasn’t told- if there WAS one), I woulda stood outside the front porch to collect the damn fee! Heh’ might as well make some money in the process right? Charge extra to the fat guy standing last in line, wearing a “chicks dig me” shirt…. Collect all the money, give the money to the birthday girl. Save some money for myself, buy a pole and a tub full of petroleum jelly for the next party so that I can raise the entrance fee. =) Eh, just an idea.

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