SO more than one person has come up to me this week and told me that I need to find myself a good man to marry. Do GOOD men actually exist??

Anyhoot, WHY would I need a good man? Can I not be happy, yet be single at the same time? Just because I don’t have a good man doesn’t mean that I’m not happy.

Let’s say I find a guy who rocks my world. Will it be like magic, where unicorns come prancing around between two hills made out of kool whip??! Will my life just turn all happy and gay and people break out in song like a musical??!

And why the double standards of me having to find a man to just marry? I’m enjoying the single life for now. There’s no way I want to rush things. I’ve learned all that from my mistakes!! Too many heartbreaks for me to go and do that again! Whatever happened to getting drunk and just sleeping around?? That’s fun, no?

Anyhoot, I really don’t mind dating at this time. Although my last relationship hit me hard. Thus my self esteem is low, I don’t drive, AND I’m not good at anything besides dancing. Oh woe is me!! This is why I’m on a diet and trying to get back in shape. Isn’t that what men want? Someone on Cosmo? Or GQ Magazine?

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