A lil’ advice from Dr. Phil
August 3rd, 2006 Links & Media

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see
things I started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house
this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot
Grigio, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of
the cheesecake, some pretzels and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.


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